An Inconvenient Dream

Last night I had a dream: I had passed away and had arrived outside Heaven's city walls, where I met Peter. I asked him which way I had to go to enter. Peter said that before I could enter I had to write down every single sin that I had committed on the black board behind me. I turned round and saw the largest black board you ever did see - the height and length of Wembley Stadium. Then Peter came up to me with a piece of chalk 30 feet long and six feet thick. He told me that when I had finished I had to walk down to my left and enter the pearly gates. Well I didn't know where to start and overwhelmed at the task ahead of me, you could imagine how down I felt at this stage. I was in absolute despair. Until that is I looked to my left and saw someone walking towards me. It was .... YOU - YES YOU!!! "Did Peter give you the same instructions as me?" I enquired "Yes" came your reply. "Aren't you heading in the wrong direction?" I asked - "t...